Thanks, in large part, toprogramming, it has become necessary that we provide this public service announcement.
Heinous crimes of fashion are being committed on college campuses across the country, leaving countless victims in their wake. This blog is in honor of those victims, but intended for the perpetrators themselves. Please. Stop.
WARNING: The images below are shocking. Viewer discretion is advised.
Fashion Crime: Ed Hardy
Fashion Crime: Autonomous Vests
Pictured (from left): Criss Angel and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
Fashion Crime: Ill-Fitting Clothes
Fashion Crime: Excessive Man Jewelry
Pictured (from left): Criss Angel, Spencer Pratt and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
Fashion Crime: Over Tanning
Pictured (from top left): Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Brooke Hogan, Christina Aguilara, (from bottom left) Tara Reid, Ashley Tisdale and Paris Hilton
Fashion Crime: Tight Man Tanks
Pictured (from left): Dane Cook, Pauly D, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
Note: While the primary offenders of these crimes are between 18 and 25 years of age, perps are found in every age group, and the older they are the more offensive the crime becomes.