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College Fashion Crimes

Thanks, in large part, to VHI programming, it has become necessary that we provide this public service announcement.

Heinous crimes of fashion are being committed on college campuses across the country, leaving countless victims in their wake. This blog is in honor of those victims, but intended for the perpetrators themselves. Please. Stop.

WARNING: The images below are shocking. Viewer discretion is advised.

Fashion Crime: Ed Hardy

Pictured (from left) John Gosselin, Tara Reid and Nicole “Coco” Austin

Fashion Crime: Autonomous Vests

Pictured (from left): Criss Angel and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Fashion Crime: Ill-Fitting Clothes

Pictured (from left): Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi , Pete Wentz, Mary-Kate Olson and Kevin Federline

Fashion Crime: Excessive Man Jewelry

Pictured (from left): Criss Angel, Spencer Pratt and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Fashion Crime: Over Tanning

Pictured (from top left): Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Brooke Hogan, Christina Aguilara, (from bottom left) Tara Reid, Ashley Tisdale and Paris Hilton

Fashion Crime: Tight Man Tanks

Pictured (from left): Dane Cook, Pauly D, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Note: While the primary offenders of these crimes are between 18 and 25 years of age, perps are found in every age group, and the older they are the more offensive the crime becomes.

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Spring 2010 College Fashion Trends for Women

The Mini

Gone are the baggy (forgiving) potato sack dresses of springs past, this year it’s all about short and tight. Start doing those squats!

Pictured (from left): Lauren Conrad, Hayden Panettiere

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The 80’s Color Palette

The 80’s continue to dominate. While perms and shoulder pads have yet to sneak their way back in, the bright colors are definitely back! Fuchsias, Electric Blues, Emerald Greens,  Rich Yellows, and even the Metallics!

Pictured (from left): Megan Fox, Ashley Tisdale

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The Cat-Eye Shades

The oversized ‘Mary Kate & Ashley Sunglasses’ haven’t seen their last season. However, this spring the cat-eye shades take the same old sunglasses and give them high corners – which makes for a more flirty and feminine look.

Pictured (from left): Jessica Biel, Hillary Duff

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The Mixed Bangles

This isn’t about subtle accents, don’t be shy. Mix it up…different shapes, colors, and materials…it’s all in the wrist!

Pictured (from left): Nicole Richie, Kristin Cavallari

This isn’t about subtle accents, don’t be shy. Mix it up…different shapes, colors, and materials…it’s all in the wrist!________________________________________________________

The Cross-Body Bag

Let’s be honest…this is just so much easier! Hands-free chic, no arguments here.

Pictured (from left): Reese Witherspoon, Ashley Tisdale

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The Boyfriend Jeans

Take a breather from the mini dress in your relaxed boyfriend jeans. Whether they are tapered or wide-legged, they should sit just above the ankle.

Pictured (from left): Rachel Bilson, Jennifer Aniston

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The Ruffle

No need to go off the deep end with this one. A subtle ruffle can act as a very feminine accent…go too far and you’ll look like your grandma Irene dressed you.

Pictured (from left): Alyssa Milano, Miley Cyrus, Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz

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