A quintet of Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority sisters came up with like, the best crime idea, like, EVER!
Five female students at Monmouth College in Illinois were recently arrested after stealing statues of Mary, Joseph, the Baby Jesus and several stable animals from a nativity scene in their town’s square and dumping them on the lawn of their college’s president. It’s a Christmas miracle — that they didn’t get expelled.
The quintet of Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority sisters allegedly stole statues of Mary, Joseph, baby Jesus, and several stable animals during the manger raid last week, according to police. The stolen figurines were recovered by cops on the lawn of the school’s president.
The ladies were busted early Friday, after they apparently (and unsurprisingly) hatched the plot following a visit to a local tavern.
The cops tracked down their getaway vehicle behind a Taco Bell (exactly where I can be found hiding after a night at the bar – and by “bar” I mean Applebee’s), and when confronted, the ladies the fessed up to their crime.
The girls booked on charges of misdemeanor theft. Their mughots above are directly below a photo from better, less inebriated times. Merry Christmas kids. You’ve made Mom and Dad proud.