College Fashion Crimes

Thanks, in large part, to VHI programming, it has become necessary that we provide this public service announcement.

Heinous crimes of fashion are being committed on college campuses across the country, leaving countless victims in their wake. This blog is in honor of those victims, but intended for the perpetrators themselves. Please. Stop.

WARNING: The images below are shocking. Viewer discretion is advised.

Fashion Crime: Ed Hardy

Pictured (from left) John Gosselin, Tara Reid and Nicole “Coco” Austin

Fashion Crime: Autonomous Vests

Pictured (from left): Criss Angel and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Fashion Crime: Ill-Fitting Clothes

Pictured (from left): Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi , Pete Wentz, Mary-Kate Olson and Kevin Federline

Fashion Crime: Excessive Man Jewelry

Pictured (from left): Criss Angel, Spencer Pratt and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Fashion Crime: Over Tanning

Pictured (from top left): Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Brooke Hogan, Christina Aguilara, (from bottom left) Tara Reid, Ashley Tisdale and Paris Hilton

Fashion Crime: Tight Man Tanks

Pictured (from left): Dane Cook, Pauly D, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Note: While the primary offenders of these crimes are between 18 and 25 years of age, perps are found in every age group, and the older they are the more offensive the crime becomes.

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About Tracey

Account Supervisor at Campus Media Group. Topics: marketing, advertising, youth trends, entertainment, and technology.