Due to our recent foray into an Us Weekly fantasy league here at Campus Media, we’ve been keeping pretty close tabs on what makes its way to the pages of the popular tabloid magazine. But even we had to admit we didn’t see this coming. Thanks to the folks at The Onion for keeping us clued in. (Sorry, leaguers, no points earned for fake news.)
Jennifer Aniston adopts 33 year-old boyfriend from Africa.