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College Fashion Crimes

Thanks, in large part, to VHI programming, it has become necessary that we provide this public service announcement.

Heinous crimes of fashion are being committed on college campuses across the country, leaving countless victims in their wake. This blog is in honor of those victims, but intended for the perpetrators themselves. Please. Stop.

WARNING: The images below are shocking. Viewer discretion is advised.

Fashion Crime: Ed Hardy

Pictured (from left) John Gosselin, Tara Reid and Nicole “Coco” Austin

Fashion Crime: Autonomous Vests

Pictured (from left): Criss Angel and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Fashion Crime: Ill-Fitting Clothes

Pictured (from left): Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi , Pete Wentz, Mary-Kate Olson and Kevin Federline

Fashion Crime: Excessive Man Jewelry

Pictured (from left): Criss Angel, Spencer Pratt and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Fashion Crime: Over Tanning

Pictured (from top left): Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Brooke Hogan, Christina Aguilara, (from bottom left) Tara Reid, Ashley Tisdale and Paris Hilton

Fashion Crime: Tight Man Tanks

Pictured (from left): Dane Cook, Pauly D, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Note: While the primary offenders of these crimes are between 18 and 25 years of age, perps are found in every age group, and the older they are the more offensive the crime becomes.

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Top Halloween Costumes on Campus in 2010

THE JERSEY SHORE

Campuses everywhere will have no shortage of faux “Guidettes” and “Juice Heads” fist pumping the night away.

(Left: Pauly D Costume, Right: The Real Pauly D)
(Left: “Snooki” Costume, Right: The Real “Snooki”)
(Left: “The Situation” Costume, Right: “The [Real] Situation”)
AVATAR
Move over Smurfs, there’s a new blue “it” costume in town. Welcome to Pandora University.
(Left: Jake Sully Costume, Right: The “Real” Jake Sully)
(Left: The “Real” Neytiri, Right: Neytiri Costume)
LADY GAGA
Lady Gaga doesn’t wear outfits…she wears costumes, so it’s a given that we will see her “little monsters” just about everywhere we turn this Halloween.
(Left: Lady Gaga Costume, Right: The Real Lady Gaga)
THE SEXY (                )
It’s become the Halloween staple for girls 18-28. Here is how it works, pick a noun and then put the word “sexy” before it…voila…you have your costume. Try it, it’s like Halloween mad libs, nearly any noun will do…vocation, animal, season, character, etc..
(Top Row From Left: Sexy Little Red Riding Hood – “Lo” Boswortj,  Sexy Sailor – Sarah Paxton, Sexy Flapper – Kim Kardashian, Sexy Peacock – Audrina Patridge, Sexy Cop – Heidi Montag, Sexy Wonder Woman –  Kim Kardashian, Sexy Bride – Mariah Carey, Sexy Maid – Jenny McCarthy, Sexy Cadette – Paris Hilton, Bottom Row From Left: Sexy Firefighter – Lindsay Lohan, Sexy Devil – Selita Ebanks, Sexy Alice in Wonderland – Paris Hilton, Sexy Mermaid – Mariah Carey, Sexy Genie – Kim Kardashian, Sexy Prisoner – Paris Hilton, Sexy Aerobics Instructor- Kristin Cavallari, Sexy Angel – Mariah Carey, Sexy Ladybug – Sophie Monk)

THE 80′S

If you didn’t already know, the 80′s are soooooo hot right now.